Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
do nipples grow back?
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