Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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