He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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