It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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