Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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