Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Randomize
