I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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