College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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