i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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