Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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