you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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