i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
