she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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