i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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