ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
