can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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