she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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