What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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