My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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