it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
ok first of all what the fuck
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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