3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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