drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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