yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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