I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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