Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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