her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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