I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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