ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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