I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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