Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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