Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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