what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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