can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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