I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I think I just sharted jello shots
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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