Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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