We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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