After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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