This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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