it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i dont even know how to be here
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
