On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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