Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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