The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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