She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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