How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He better not be in your backpack
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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