Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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