Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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