i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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