were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
This can only be settled by a dance off.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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