so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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