Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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