Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
