butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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