Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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