as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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